LOOK EVERYONE! I GOT A REPLY AND ANSWERS FROM OUR GOVERNMENT.
Please fill in the blank and tell us how each of the following Federal Agencies are performing:
1 Executive Office of the President- These suckers have no idea how much power I have now. Hey China, I’ve got a few CIA agents to trade for a couple of women. Hows about it?
2 United States Department of Agriculture-Oh, you mean you actually want to eat that food? Gotta go. Catching a plane to Yemen for a snack. TTYL
3 United States Department of Commerce- No, you misunderstood. You pay US, we never said we pay you.
4 United States Department of Defense- He he he. If we get mad at someone, we can now make ‘em pay. You don’t need guns. We’re hear to protect you <snark snark
5 United States Department of Education- Al right, gettin us sum more little taxpayers. Gotta train em right.
6 United States Department of Energy- We’ve got energy alright. Just turn off the lights honey and everything will be just fine.
7 United States Department of Health and Human Services- Anyone want to sit home and pop out a few new taxpayers for us?
8 United States Department of Homeland Security – A little redundant but hey, our friends need paychecks. Don’t worry, be happy.
9 United States Department of Housing and Urban Development – Free Homes for those that don’t work. Stipulation: You must produce at least 2 children per year.
10 United States Department of the Interior-Land for Sale. Any takers? Shhh, don’t tell anyone we stole it.
11 United States Department of Justice- When it pays the judge unless someone else pays him first.
12 United States Department of Labor- That didn’t take long now did it. 20 minutes and he popped right out. Looks like a new Navy man to me. You’re doing a great job sweety. Could you get back to the bedroom and get your work done now?
13 United States Department of State – YIP! You’re right. You are crazy and we are the only sane people here. There’s no conspiracy here, no sireee.
14 United States Department of Transportation- July 2013: We’re getting it there. There was a snowstorm over here in Florida and we’ve been Delayed.
15 United States Department of the Treasury- We’re a little short this month. Could you loan us 17 Trillion today for a hamburger on Tuesday. (Disclaimer: We didn’t say Tuesday of what year)
16 United States Department of Veterans Affairs- This is top secret!
Who is telling everyone about our affairs. That information stays in the Oval Office. Anyone using that satellite right now? I think my wife is screwing my boss and I want to watch.